Well, one of my bookshelves collapsed today. I was jolted awake at about 6 A.M. by a loud thudding noise, which turned out to have been caused by the middle tier of the shelves breaking off, sending dozens of books tumbling forward to the floor, resulting in a scene of devastation and chaos of Biblical proportions. (Pun not intended, I swear.) I’d like to be be able to boast that the sheer awe-inspiring size of my book collection is to blame, but this is probably just the price I pay for shopping at Target and buying the cheapest shelves they had.

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